Badfic Rating: 1
The Host Club disapproves of out-of-character badsex.

Warning! This fanfiction is rated NC-17.

Story: Alone With You
Culprit Author: Alvinna

This sporking is dedicated to the Kaoru to my Hikaru. :D

THE CRIMES:

( OOC, PWP, and other acronyms that should never end up in fanfiction. )



THE FIC:

( Being from Sweden =/= excuse for bad characterization. )



Twin? I want my innocence back.

Badfic Rating: 1
The Host Club has no tolerance for copy cats.

The Fic: I Just Wanted a Place to Study!
The Culprit Author: HogwartsShinobi

THE SUE:

( This time, she really IS a Haruhi clone! )


THE FIC:

( Kill it with fire. )




Please excuse me while I go cry in the corner for a while.

Badfic Rating: 3
Tamaki does not Approve.


Story Or Series Title: The Start of a New Club
Fandom: Ouran High School Host Club
Culprit Author's Name: XxFallOutBoyxX

Full Name (plus titles if any): Misou Ryuusei (the author evidently felt it necessary to inform us that it means "Unknown Star" - the sporker would like to inform you that Ryuusei is not a name)
Full Species(es): Clone.
Hair Color (include adjectives): "..his short brown hair was slightly flowing back do to the small breeze as he walked."
Eye Color (include adjectives): "He looked out the window with unforgettable multi-colored eyes; it was a strange birth defect he obtained when he was born, something that could have killed him even at birth. His right eye was a gorgeous emerald green while the other was a dark purple, both equally attractive." In other words, "OMGZ ANGST + HAWT IY COLRZ YEY."
Unusual Markings/Colorations: See above. Oh, right, and looks almost identical to Haruhi, apparently.
Special Possessions (if any): Haruhi's identity, the balls of every member of the Ouran High School Host Club.

Annoying Origin: Not yet mentioned in the fic - thankfully. Apparently a middle-class kid without a lot of money.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Childhood friend of Haruhi's.
Annoying Special Abilities: Apparently she has the power to be instantly loved by everyone in the Host Club, despite only having ever met one of them (Haruhi) before.
Other Annoying Traits: Develops a mutual crush (!) on Kaoru within the first two chapters, is instantly taken in by the twins and is as close to them as if they had known each other all their lives (ew).


OTHER SUES: Akatsuki-chan; Uruik (no, I don't have any idea, either). Neither are in the story long enough (as yet) to know much about them, except that Akatsuki-chan has a bizarre non-name (that has me having flashbacks to Naruto) just like Ryuusei, and is an abusive b*tch who will, nevertheless, steal the heart of at least on Host. Naturally. And Uruik has evidently naturally purple hair.

Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( kill it with fire! )



And, a bonus!

The author asked the reviewers to submit Mary Sues OCs of their own for inclusion in the story.

( Behold! )